If Your Ass Hair Can Survive Funny Tactical Embroidered Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

If Your Ass Hair Can Survive | Embroidered Patch

When motivation gets too inspirational, sometimes it needs to be brought back down to earth. The “If Your Ass Hair Can Survive” embroidered morale patch delivers that lesson with the full message, “If your ass hair can survive shitty situations, you can too,” turning questionable wisdom into surprisingly effective encouragement.

Measuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular morale patch uses a subdued tactical color palette with dark embroidered lettering on a muted background. The stacked text layout keeps the phrase readable while giving the design a low-profile look that pairs naturally with tactical bags, packs, patch panels, and earth-tone gear.

The back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for quick attachment to compatible hook-and-loop surfaces, making it easy to move between gear or add to a larger patch wall or morale patch collection. It fits especially well with sarcastic sayings, crude humor, and patches built around getting through bad days with an inappropriate sense of perspective.

Each embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply & Printing. Not exactly inspirational-poster material, but somehow the message still works.

Patch details

• Approximate size: 2x3 inches
• Construction: Embroidered patch
• Backing: VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for compatible loop surfaces
• Made in: Knoxville, Tennessee